Flicking her hair, she looked towards the door when moments later Edgar came walking through the door struggling with her suitcases. Sweat pooling down his wrinkled face, and no doubt down his short fat body. The thought making her shudder in disgust. Feeling like a glass of the good stuff in the sun, the eighteen year old looked back down at her phone. "Edgar go to the kitchen and get me a glass of champagne. And bring it to me outside." Edgar smirked at the stuck up teen who was paying him no attention all the while telling him what to do, this was about to change. Dropping the ridiculously heavy suitcases on the floor unceremoniously, causing the brunette streaked blonde to look up at him in anger. Edgar shook his head."I think you should go get me a fucking drink." "Excuse me." Clara exclaimed in shock, staring at the fat old sweaty man in front of her through her designer shades. She had known this old prick for three years and she'd never once heard his voice raised. “You can't. “Costs too much!”These are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and oft times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.3. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.5. I’m great at multi-tasking--I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.6. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.7. Take my advice - I’m not using it.8. My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.9. Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they’re at home when you wish they were.10. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.11. Ever stop to.
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